This butt. This cute little tush.
It’s making me gag. The last few days he’s literally made my eyes water. His gas is like a grown man’s farts. It’s awful.
And when I cover up to nurse him while we are out it’s like a Dutch oven straight up to my nostrils.
Thank you sweet angel.
Thank you for farting right in your momma’s face.
I mean, can you just poop already? It’s been a few days. I keep praying to Jesus that when this blowout occurs we are at least at home close to the bath tub because it’s gonna be a good one.
I guess if we are being honest….he’s breastfed only right now. Which means that his smell is really my fault.
What the hell have I eaten?
